As you guys can see now, my blog is being spammed by some miscellaneous cowards with no names whatsoever. Although I am fucking angry and I still don't know who are those losers, I shall settle my debt with them: THE BLOGGER WAY. So I'll ATTEND to every one of your tags and show you how pathetic and low life "yellowangel", "Sheena" and CookieMonster^^ can get (:
TAG #1: C u N t
What is that supposed to be? Your initials? Obviously you didn't read my previous post properly. I told you to get a dictionary, not to coin your own words. It's actually spelt as "Cunt" with all the letters joined together and not your fanciful caps and small letters(: Try harder and maybe one day, just MAYBE, you can ace your English. And that will make me your benefactor, DOG.
TAG #2: Shut up! You're not my close fren.. and FYI you're the one wit no balls..
Oh, nonononono! I think you're mistaken here. Who wants to be your close "fren"? I have my own close FRIENDS and I think they're COMPLETELY FINE rather than your INCOMPLETE "frens". I hope you get the joke. Then again, what am I thinking? You've just started learning how to spell properly! (: and don't jump to conclusions so quickly. You're not me, so how can you tell that I have no balls. I, on the other hand, can prove you ball-less since you won't even dare to write your name. And since you think I'm gay, what makes you think using SHEENA as your pseudonym sounds very MACHO? (:
TAG #3: yeah who the hell wants to be your crappy friend you got no balls for heaven sake grow some dude.
Looking at this just tickles me. Firstly, I can bet with you that I've got more TRUE friends than your LOW LIFE friends. I shall not reiterate the no balls part since I figured you would have read it at the top. But asking me to grow some? Haha! Mine's perfectly fine. What about yours? Are you going to remain ball-less? You can use sunflower seeds as your balls though. Wait. Doesn't that make you impotent? Don't worry, no one would wanna sleep with a coward who's hideous anyway. (:
TAG #4: yeah my naame is yellowangel u DIck..as a result I am using that name u arse..this blog is the gayest blog man
HAHA! nobody asked you to come here anyway. Why are you forcing yourself? In fact I should feel very honoured that someone like you is willing to sacrifice your useless life just to come to my blog and make a fool out of yourself. Entertainment and Slavery. What more can I ask for from a dog?
TAG #5: and screw u tim..the cUn t..dun know the meanin go get a dictionary fag..
Seems like you got yourself one. But I think you got the wrong one. The right one doesn't have the word "cUn t" and "dun". Either you don't know how to use one or you just got one that is for losers which comes cheaply and even has a few chinese meanings inside(: Oh, trying to turn the tables around and asking us to get a dictionary? Use the thing up there. We're the ones who advised you to buy a dictionary. Do you think we would not have one? At least you saw the advantages of having a dictionary. (: What took you so long? Saving up your pocket money?
TAG #6: ai passer-by..dirty your father la fuc kin passing pussY
then again sometimes you make me wonder whether you'll ever pass English. You can't even spell a swear word properly! and what's "dirty your father"? I'm sure passer-by's father is cleaner than your mouth(: or even your own DADDY. *envisions "yellowangel" sulking like a baby to his daddy*
TAG #7: You're not gorgeous dickhead, my balls are probably prettier than you (: and who teh fuck wanna stay under your nose, your nose is in your momma's ass bitch. Now go back to smelling it, k?
SURPRISE SURPRISE. We have CookieMonster^^. Well, at least it explains to me why you wouldn't put your real name. Your name already scares me off, your face would be self-explanatory. Your balls are prettier than me? Then I suppose you have hair growing out of your balls. I think that's rather abnormal. Trying going to the doctor. And you've mistaken. You bunch of LOSERS are not staying under my nose. You guys are ALREADY under my nose. And dumb cookie, I don't mean it literally. Read up on your proverbs and maybe one day you will understand what does "Stay under my nose" mean:D Gosh, I forgot, there's only stuffed cotton inside your head! Silly me to think that you have a brain. ((:
TILL THEN, READ UP ON YOUR DICTIONARIES AND PROVERBS, LOSERS. :D
YOU GUYS SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELVES.
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