Sunday, August 24, 2008

Part 3: The finale.

I just suddenly realised how much time I've wasted on fighting with a nobody. Thus I've decided to wash my hands off whoever it is trying to act like some cute COOKIE MONSTER which I used to adore a lot.

Firstly, no one has to come up with English ONLY to talk about originality. I can coin a word like "COOKIE-BIG-FART" and talk about being original too. Dumb fuck. And I don't care whatever biology terms you're using here, cause all I know is at least I have more guts than some people who claim they're more manly and all they're doing is using a pseudonym and spamming people's blogs.

Obviously you didn't get my point, having three pea brains in my tagboard is seriously a comedy. I said too that there are only a few FOUR letter expletives you can use besides fuck and cunt and even if it comes out censored I'll still know what you're trying to type. AND DUH-UH, in case you didn't know I don't have to see every word just to know what you're typing.

Well, at least my parents worry for me, not like poor COOKIE MONSTER, all alone thinking of his mother who BROKE when she gave birth to him. POOR THING. Don't reproach. Just be a nicer person and your mom would be happy for you. ((: Eh, sissified? How about loserfied for you? Haha. Don't just try and act smart and coin words as and when you like. AND MORON, when momo gave birth to me, I am still called a son, even if I acted like a tranny which you claimed. Does your nationality change when you go overseas? Gosh, pathetic losers.

And yeah, it's a excuse. Cause I'm tired of facing some fake people who don't have a life and they have such fucking low self esteems that they come and wreck people's lives. I don't know what you guys want to achieve from all these and I don't want to know but let me tell you losers this: If you're trying to beat me down on the floor so that I'll never get up again, then I'ld say save your efforts. You can go and ask all the anti-me students in NVSS about bullying me cause they always end up achieving nothing. And I always choose not to have any contact with losers. Reality check: I've been in this world for 16 years and I can tell you: I've heard all sorts of insults. You loser's comments are just one in a million I've heard, or should I say cliche. So if you wna continue I won't stop you. But every tag on my blog just shows how much you value your own life, how much time you've wasted on your youth and one day you'll regret doing all these things that you deem FUN now.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Part 2 : I'm lovin' it!

Now I know the reason I hate CookieMoster, it doesn't have brains(:
but at least it is stronger in English, which looks like a more professional spammer than his accomplices "Yellowangel" and "Sheena". Too bad it wasted its brain cells on unnecessary stuff and started spouting nonsense.

Firstly, I didn't know that men have pubic hair growing OUT of their balls. Maybe you should read up on YOUR facts moron. It grows around your balls but not ON your balls. Or did you mistaken your teeny weeny penis as your balls? I don't know. And momo never said I was special, cause in our mother's eyes we are ALL special. But I pity you though. Do you have a mother? Or did your mother "break" when she gave birth to you, like a COOKIE? Well, don't worry, at least daddy BIG BIRD's still here :DD I'm flattered that you think I have a good grammer(: Don't worry, I think yours is on par with me(: And I would like to correct you on something: I don't have to THINK that I am a fucked up elite. I AM A FUCKED UP ELITE. It's so much better than being someone who thinks "stay under my nose" means under my nose literally(: Well, at least you know what a jerk you are(: And thank you for saying I'm pretty and soft, a cookie's not too hard either.

Secondly, I don't have any little dolls. I have dogs though, just ask your accomplices to bark. And I have a brain up there, so it defeats the purpose of you asking me to stuff cotton on my brain. Cotton doesn't come from your balls silly. (: Haha, and I can see your future too. Maybe ten years down the road you might finally get yourself a decent name and come to realise you've wasted a whole lot of your time finding out your identity when you're just a nobody wandering around. Well, use your brain too. What other 4 letter expletives can you use? DUH, obviously nothing much. And I won't shave my ego just because some pfft LOSER asked to me. And have some originality. Not everyone is suited to use "Maybe, just maybe" this sentence. Grow some of your own sentences like how you grow your balls (: And essence of humble? Haha! You got to be kidding me. The only essence I see now is the "accent" of loserville. Get it?

And go learn how to be a better and more valuable person, LOW LIFE LOSER.

P.S. I might not reply to your tags so often CookieMonster. Cause I have better things to do and my life is filled with things that need much more attention than you. So don't "break" down and cry. Get that joke? "break" and "cookie"? (:

Friday, August 22, 2008

The return of the "pregment" spammers.

As you guys can see now, my blog is being spammed by some miscellaneous cowards with no names whatsoever. Although I am fucking angry and I still don't know who are those losers, I shall settle my debt with them: THE BLOGGER WAY. So I'll ATTEND to every one of your tags and show you how pathetic and low life "yellowangel", "Sheena" and CookieMonster^^ can get (:

TAG #1: C u N t
What is that supposed to be? Your initials? Obviously you didn't read my previous post properly. I told you to get a dictionary, not to coin your own words. It's actually spelt as "Cunt" with all the letters joined together and not your fanciful caps and small letters(: Try harder and maybe one day, just MAYBE, you can ace your English. And that will make me your benefactor, DOG.

TAG #2: Shut up! You're not my close fren.. and FYI you're the one wit no balls..
Oh, nonononono! I think you're mistaken here. Who wants to be your close "fren"? I have my own close FRIENDS and I think they're COMPLETELY FINE rather than your INCOMPLETE "frens". I hope you get the joke. Then again, what am I thinking? You've just started learning how to spell properly! (: and don't jump to conclusions so quickly. You're not me, so how can you tell that I have no balls. I, on the other hand, can prove you ball-less since you won't even dare to write your name. And since you think I'm gay, what makes you think using SHEENA as your pseudonym sounds very MACHO? (:

TAG #3: yeah who the hell wants to be your crappy friend you got no balls for heaven sake grow some dude.
Looking at this just tickles me. Firstly, I can bet with you that I've got more TRUE friends than your LOW LIFE friends. I shall not reiterate the no balls part since I figured you would have read it at the top. But asking me to grow some? Haha! Mine's perfectly fine. What about yours? Are you going to remain ball-less? You can use sunflower seeds as your balls though. Wait. Doesn't that make you impotent? Don't worry, no one would wanna sleep with a coward who's hideous anyway. (:

TAG #4: yeah my naame is yellowangel u DIck..as a result I am using that name u arse..this blog is the gayest blog man
HAHA! nobody asked you to come here anyway. Why are you forcing yourself? In fact I should feel very honoured that someone like you is willing to sacrifice your useless life just to come to my blog and make a fool out of yourself. Entertainment and Slavery. What more can I ask for from a dog?

TAG #5: and screw u tim..the cUn t..dun know the meanin go get a dictionary fag..
Seems like you got yourself one. But I think you got the wrong one. The right one doesn't have the word "cUn t" and "dun". Either you don't know how to use one or you just got one that is for losers which comes cheaply and even has a few chinese meanings inside(: Oh, trying to turn the tables around and asking us to get a dictionary? Use the thing up there. We're the ones who advised you to buy a dictionary. Do you think we would not have one? At least you saw the advantages of having a dictionary. (: What took you so long? Saving up your pocket money?

TAG #6: ai passer-by..dirty your father la fuc kin passing pussY
then again sometimes you make me wonder whether you'll ever pass English. You can't even spell a swear word properly! and what's "dirty your father"? I'm sure passer-by's father is cleaner than your mouth(: or even your own DADDY. *envisions "yellowangel" sulking like a baby to his daddy*

TAG #7: You're not gorgeous dickhead, my balls are probably prettier than you (: and who teh fuck wanna stay under your nose, your nose is in your momma's ass bitch. Now go back to smelling it, k?
SURPRISE SURPRISE. We have CookieMonster^^. Well, at least it explains to me why you wouldn't put your real name. Your name already scares me off, your face would be self-explanatory. Your balls are prettier than me? Then I suppose you have hair growing out of your balls. I think that's rather abnormal. Trying going to the doctor. And you've mistaken. You bunch of LOSERS are not staying under my nose. You guys are ALREADY under my nose. And dumb cookie, I don't mean it literally. Read up on your proverbs and maybe one day you will understand what does "Stay under my nose" mean:D Gosh, I forgot, there's only stuffed cotton inside your head! Silly me to think that you have a brain. ((:


TILL THEN, READ UP ON YOUR DICTIONARIES AND PROVERBS, LOSERS. :D
YOU GUYS SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELVES.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

happy 43th birthday Singapore!



okay, no drama. straight to the point.

whoever was the one who flooded my tag boards with the names "YELLOWANGEL" and "Sheena", you gotta do wayyyyyyy much better than that. reality check: I've been on this planet for 16 years and I've seen and heard incessant of this dumb impersonators trying to act like someone you're not. And when I say wayyyyy better, I mean don't even try doing it.

Firstly, if you haven't seen yourself in a mirror, try catching a glimpse now. Saw it? I hope you saw what I envisioned. Cause what I envisioned is you with a big word on your head which spells LOSER and in small print: Get a life. Who are we talking about here? Pretty yellowangel and high status Sheena. And you? No-life, bitchy, inferior nobody. The reason why I used bitchy is because the typing looks like a girl's. Unless you're a boy, then you can be a no-baller. (: I think I've written this eons ago: Never flood a person's tag board with someone else's name, cause it just shows how gutless you are.

Secondly, whoever you are, never try acting cause you suck terribly in it. Both Yellowangel and Sheena are my closest friends and I can say I know them quite well. You, trying to impersonate them is like how ugly duckling wants to be a swan(: Spamming Tip: Next time if you wanna spam, use a person's name who is as dumb as you? Cause in case you don't know, which I'm sure you don't, both Yellowangel and Sheena are quite strong in their english and they do not type in colloquial english, which you conveniently typed in. So not only have you "made" them stoop to your level, you've disgraced yourself with your presentation of POOR english which both Yellowangel and Sheena don't possess. But I must say your cowardice saved that stinking ass of yours cause you used their names instead of your hideous one. And gosh, are you sure that's the way you spell pregnant? Haha! Go get a dictionary mate! and I'm sure yellowangel is damn much prettier than you, so it would be correct that it's a disgrace that SOME LOW LIFE PERSON LIKE YOU WHO SPENTS HIS/HER LIFE SPAMMING PEOPLE, and not taking a photo with me(:

Enough said, I don't know why I Love to dedicate posts to losers.

It's like, pffffft, stooping to YOUR calibre to argue with you. But I don't mind. At least after all these I can go back to my own calibre while you stay under my nose ever after(:

OHOHOH, P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T. Not pregment, or pregnment or pregnent. ((:
I hope you remember how to spell your name: L-O-S-E-R.

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On a lighter note, HAPPY HAPPY DAY FOR ME! :D
Momo bought me a different kind of havianas and a watch which was quite cheap. LOL.
It's everyone's birthday, so celebrate it happily(:

Sunday, August 03, 2008

happy birthday yellowangel!

HAPPY SWEET SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY YELLOWANGEL!

there goes Yellowangel turning sixteen. Haha. The only people in the clique who has yet touch sixteen is Superwoman, Me and Denise. LOL. & all of us happen to be at the background of the photo. Haha! ((: alrighty, short post! last photo for the day:

Don't worry, I'll stay far away if there's a need to.