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Comparisons are easily done once you had a taste of perfection.

you really went too far this time, and you can't fix it.

HCNY!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PEEPS!

let's hope you have lots lots of red packets this year but don't spend all of them! :DDDDD

here's an idea: GIVE IT TO ME. :)))))))))

like fire you ignited.

It's so painful to know the person you care for most cares for anything but you back. The hurt is awful.

Didn't went with Momo to visit gramps at the columbarium today so I feel doubly awful now.

Yay me.

Shall go tomorrow. ):

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Lol, I know it is irritating. For those who just scrolled down without looking at it would not have noticed the word "Fart" in the abundance of "What"s I just typed. Lol.

Went for the NUM interview today accompanied by BFF and Timo. Anywho when I reached there they gave me a form to fill up with a question: Should cows wear bras?

And my answer was:

Yes. Cows = animals and animals have feelings too. So wouldn't it be embarrassing for them? And if they can create apparels for dogs, why not cows? (and as usual, my smiley face at the end of the sentence) (:

And the interview was just a super short one. I was one of the last interviewees so the interviewer was like thinking of what to ask me. Lol.

Anywho a few days ago I went to Usachan's house to learn how to play Love Story by Taylor Swift and I'm proud to say I've only learnt the first verse and maybe the chorus cause the chorus is sort of alike to the first verse. Most of the time was spent on looking at some blogs and videos and what-nots. Silly boy was there too so you can imagine what stupid things we've done. Auntie Jane(Del's mom) then showed me this blog whose link I'm not gonna type out cause this concerns privacy matters and showed me what was called Bangs. Apparently I wasn't really sure what was Bangs so the curious side of me wikipedia-ed it and it says:

"A fringe (or bangs in the United States and Canada) is a shaped cutting of the front part of the hair so that it is combed forward and hangs or curls over the forehead."

So Auntie Jane asked me to let my hair grow and when it's long enough, she'll bring me to the salon and cut bangs. Lol. She's so nice(: Anywho, I google-d photos of bangs but it didn't turn out quite fruitful and I only found one photo among the other random photos of bands and what-nots:

Just ignore the other face parts and just concentrate on the beauty of the person's hair. & I don't think it looks anything near emo. Emo people cut themselves, are totally introvert by nature and say things like: "I hate myself(slashes wrist), I hate life(slashes wrist)..." & anyone who knows me know Im no emo guy. In fact when the interviewer asked me to talk about myself I just said "I am very cheerful and I like to smile and laugh a lot." and then I flashed my pearly whites.

POSTING RESULTS ARE JUST A WEEK AWAY! Who's nervous?! *Raises hand*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENJ!

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY BENJ! :D

& here goes the humiliation again.....

Ciao.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELEN LOLA! :D

in case you're wondering, Lola stands for "Sister" in Philippines I think. Haha.

Thank you for the wonderful meal at Burger King's this morning! & also the two bottles of drink! ((: Haha, Lola is the first person at GJC whom I talked to and make friends with. && she's the only one I communicate well with even though we have a big age difference. She always like to call me Alexander call she thinks it sounds nicer and her favourite phrase is also my favourite phrase so if you don't know, too bad. /: Oh, and she's from the Philippines! :DDD

Anyway I worked for 13 hours straight, don't ask why. So I was in a rather bad mood and this guy who is also my colleague came up to me and said something which I'm not gonna post cause it's private and I'm lazy. If you want just ask me online.

Posting results are in a week's time so good luck and I hope everyone can get into their desired school and course! ((:

Lexy loves you! Not you! :P

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Lexy

FUCKFUCKFUCK.

You should be really happy that you can see me here posting now cause you wouldn't have believed what just happened to me.

As usual I was taking the bus home and I alighted at the third stop which was the purple box marked with a cross instead of taking one whole round which would have taken a rather long time. After walking under some block I realise one bangla was walking towards me from behind so I panicked and ran. The bangla shouted in some language and then one came out from behind the walls. At that time I was already freaking out cause I couldn't run back or run forward so I ran diagonally and through the carpark which wasn't very well-lit and after running a distance I tripped over what I think is a branch and fell. By then I couldnt see both the banglas. CCB.

I really can't imagine what could have happened if I didn't outrun them. I'ld rather die from having some heart problem than being caught by some banglas.

Thinking about it makes me wanna cry. It made me realise that I've taken a lot of people for granted and those whom I do not take for granted are those whom doesn't need me ))):

I shall be a good boy from now on and go back as early as possible and not stay out late.

thinking of you.

I am seriously starring damn hard at the computer screen now thinking of what to blog about.

So while I'm thinking just stare at my new photo that I've put up which I think is nice cause my fringe is straight. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( :

Don't move, just keep starring until I think of something to post about....

Keep starring..................................

replying of tags.

To Alex: Stupid Zhi Wei! Give me the wrong link. Lol. Linked! HNY to you too (:
Prav: For which one? CCB is a real expletive. But C&C is just cookies and cream. Hah(:
Timothy: Lol, glad you know that. :P
Yuwon: Not sure, but it freaked me out. Lol!
Haiting: YEAH! & PEOPLE WILL THINK IT'S OREO AND BLEND IT TO MAKE COOKIES AND CREAM! LOLOLOL. I am sooooooooo bad. Hah(:
Bitch!: Haha, more and more? Few only. Lol.
Satay: Gosh, you've just contributed yourself to the delinquent society. Haha! (:
Jimmy: Okay, that's scary. Lol. But you're fine now aren't you? ((:
Prav: Thank you! I'm fine(: How about you? (:
Satay: HAHA! *smacks you* SHOO FLY! :D I love that song okay?! (:
TImothy: Wow, you must be an eGHOST. Gosh on the internet. Lol.
Haiting: Thank you!(: Yeah. hope so too(:
Timothy: That's Satheeson's crush. Lol.
BENNN: No! I told you before. Gary's sis. Lol.
Sheena: Haha, but I doubt that one is really -------. He was dared by his friends. Haah(:
Haiting: Haha, it really is! Thank you soo much! I worked so hard for it! :))
Timothy: Hello back!
Yuwon: Haha, miss you too! :D
Sheena: Haha, it's true! I can hardly get into MC! Not to mention tourism. Lol ):
Yuwon: Fun? It was thrilling! Lol.

ultraviolet.

It's been a super duper long time since I did a proper post, especially when you have work and more work weighing you down. Anywho, to atone for my "mistakes", I shall post the TOP 10 MOST MEMORABLE EVENTS OF 2008! I know it's already mid January but wouldn't your life be meaningless if you just live everyday without any memories of what happened yesterday or last year?

#10. Teacher's Day Performance.

If any of the pupils from 4E2 forgets this, then you should slap them in the face. This was one of the days where Most of the 4E2 students went up on stage to perform for all the teachers in NV, especially Mr Bala. Although before that there were a lot of disagreements and quarrels, we still managed to put up a pretty good show((:

Worth remembering?: 5/5

#9. The Sweet Escape.

This is the first and most thrilling thing I've done while I was sixteen. We (bff, bitch, timothy and I) were being chased by these trannies who stationed themselves at every possible inch of land at Changi and stop every car that passes them hoping with all their might that they might get laid on by some rich or handsome uncle(irony). Apparently we were being chased by them after starred by a group of cyclists whom we have no relations to. So we ran and sad to say, they were not used to the heavy weights on their chest and decided to give up chasing us after running for 5 seconds. ):

Worth remembering?: 4/5

4 stars for the fact that we might have lost our lives if we didn't outrun them and who knows? Maybe we could have been suffocated to death by their phony voluminous bosoms.

#8. Mad About English.

Ahhh.. who could have forget the sweet old days in English class where everyday is filled with newspaper clippings, spelling, compre and what-nots. But it never gets too boring when you have Adel, Serena and Vanessa sitting around you, laughing at every possible joke and making crude remarks. Haha((:

Worth remembering?: 4.5/5

#7. Literature "test"?

I don't know if you remember this one but this was when Mdm Nathan had maternity leave and some relief teacher gave us a test and most of us wrote some silly answers on our test which were irrelevant to the book we were reading. Haha. Some even gave random answers just to fill up the blanks. Lol.

Worth remembering?: 3/5

#6. Expletives that never ends.

This is usually in science class where we changed seats and I will be sitting with the usual people at class and we'll start scolding each other for no apparent reason. And we always end up being scolded by the teacher in charge for talking. Haha. I still miss those days.. ):

Worth remembering?: 3.5/5

#5. Bubble Tea Anyone?

Okay, this is something the clique usually does no matter how long we have before Triple S starts or whether it is drizzling: We will go to 400 plus to buy some snacks and bubble tea before going back to school for long hours of lessons. It might sound crazy but it's actually true. Although sometimes we might be late for a little while but better late than never right? ((:

Worth remembering: 5/5

#4. Magic tricks by Benjamin.

Who could have forgotten this classical moment? ((: I have nothing much to elaborate about this but if you want you can search through the November or December 2008 archives for the videos that I've uploaded with him acting rather silly. Haha ((:

Worth remembering?: 3.5/5

#3. Thigh Squeezing.

This is my favourite of all the memorable things: Thigh squeezing in History class with Muhd. I know it sounds fun but it's actually very painful. Sometimes painful to the extent of jumping up from your seats. Literally. Then we'll get stares from Mr Bala and he'll ask: "What happened, Alex/Muhd?" and we'll either say nothing or smile sheepishly. Haha! It can be done on the arm too but you don't get the jump-out-of-seat effect. Lol! :DDD

Worth remembering?: 4.5/5

#2. Double As in Math SDSP.

I will never forget this one. Adel and I happen to be in the same band for Math SDSP so every thursday(I think) we would be wearing this expression-less face to Math SDSP. Sometimes even thinking of reasons not to go for SDSP. Not forgetting being ditched by Adel for countless times and I had to suffer alone while Mr X was happily teaching quadratic equations.

Worth remembering?: -2/5

Although it was sort of fun listening to Mr X, let's face the reality: Me. In. Math. ALONE? No way.

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#1. "SHUDDUP AND UNDERPASS".

I doubt most of you remember this cause this happened while the Geography students were at Bintan so unless you're an avid reader of my blog, you wouldn't know what this 2 words did to my life. It all happened because Muhd and I wanted to go to AMK library to study during the holidays. So I think Muhd was saying something stupid again so I nonchalantly asked him to shut up. But you know when you talk too fast you'll mixed the words up and that's what I did. I said "Shuddup" and our dear friend started laughing at me. A while later we decided to go to the Mac across the street so we walked towards the OVERHEAD BRIDGE. However, we could jaywalk across the road too. So Muhd asked: "So are we gonna go UP the UNDERPASS?" and that made me laugh so hard. Haha((: Thinking of it now still makes me laugh. Lol((:

Worth remembering?: 6/5

Gosh, I wonder what's 2009 gonna bring for me...

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY HANABEAR! :D

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY HANABEAR! :D

Willy Wanky.

Okay, I have to admit the title of this post is sexual. All because of my manager. Lol. We were working today with with one of the girl staff and he was behaving kinda weird the whole day so he walked over to the girl staff and said:

Manager: "You make my willy wanna wanky."
Me and Girl Staff: *Laugh until we got on the floor*

After that the customer was rather pissed cause I kept laughing while doing their order. Haha! & I saw one guy today wearing TUBE TOP AND A SKIRT!!! Apparently he was being dared by his friends who were sitting at GJ's filming him. Loads of people went to take a picture with him. Lol(:

My O level results were okay! Although it was average or maybe even below average, I still managed to clinch a distinction for my Literature! :DDDDD Actually it was a driving force. If you are an avid reader of my blog, you would have known that Gary's sister graduated from SIM a few months back and I took a photo with her. I kept that photo in my file and told myself to achieve something and maybe one day, just maybe, I could be like her. Other driving forces are like my Clique, gramps and my own future! :D

You never tell me anything, do you?
Don't worry, you don't have to think of me,
Because you never thought of me.
I know you're happy with everything you have now,
so I wish you all the best.

Sleep Deprived!

I am currently in a state of unconsciousness now while typing all this so if there are any mistakes anywhere, ignore it. Zzzz. Worked the midnight shift till 7am today and in a few hours time I am leaving for work again in the evening till late at night.

Went out yesterday with sluts to some of the school's open houses. It was freaking hilarious throughout the whole journey and they kept making jokes along the way. First it was "Imagine (someone) wearing FBT shorts." and they thought of lots of people whom they had never seen wearing FBT shorts before. Lol. Pictures:

Both of them happen to be wearing green so I was like the odd one out. Zz They even gang up together to bitch me. Lol. I covered my face cause I got a new hairstyle and I don't wanna show it yet. Not till most people see it. Cause I find it ugly. Lol. Photo of the day:

Credits to Bestie, though she had to take like 5-6 shots because I was kinda picky. Lol.

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O Level Results.

URGENT NOTICE!

Our O level results will be released on the 12th of January! *grits teeth*

For more infomation, please go to:
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/400799/1/.html

Thanks for tuning in to LexyOnline! :D

flashback.

Had my off day today so I didn't waste it at home on the computer! Haha. Went out with the sluts, bitch and kazu to 400 plus initially to ask for something then after that went to the playground to play. Yep, I know. Not very mature of us.(not forgetting the fact that someone just turned 17!) Haha! Sorry bitch for not attending your birthday celebration(: Hope you like the present we shared though((:

I know I promised you guys the Top 10 Most Memorable of 2008! I will post it ASAP once I have the time alright? Till then......

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Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh!

uh oh uh oh oh!

I love this song a lot! Haha. Makes me wanna dance! Anyway they performed on ICarly on one of the episodes. Go check it out if you're free(: Im thinking of making a new skin soon so say ciao to this one! Personally I like this skin a lot but I suddenly got an inspiration to make another one. Haha. Crappy me.

Lexy.
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24 hours.

Went to school today to get something together with sluts. Haha! It was super fun to just go out with the two of them. After that we had lunch at 400 plus before departing for somerset. Might be changing jobs soon! :DDDDDD Details will not be posted up. Haha (:

Anywho today during work I was doing the cashier and everything went fine until these two guys came and take their orders:

*after taking their orders*
Me: "Anything else?"
Guy: "What time do you work until?"
*thought he was asking what time the shop was open until*
Me: "Oh, it's 24 hours."
Guy: "No, I mean what time are YOU working until?"
Me: "Me? Till midnight." (lied about it)

Lol, it was freaking funny and scary. Funny because if you see it with a sense of humour, I told them I worked 24 hours and scary because, why does he wanna know? I lied about my timing just in case something bad happens. Told BFF about it and she was laughing her ass off. Zzz.

White Horse.

"Im gonna find someone, someday who might actually treat me well.
This is a big world, that was a small town
There in my rearview mirror, disappearing now.
And it's too late for you and your white horse
Now its too late for you and your white horse
To catch me now."

It's over, I don't wanna drag this anymore.
It's been a while since I last felt happiness.

HNY 09!

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVE YOUR EAR!

I suppose since everyone's gonna pull your ear you've gotta treasure them more right?

I must say the first few seconds of new year didn't went too well and it was all because of my EZlink card. I must say, my EZlink card seems like it's trying to get rid of me. First I lost mine in OBS a few months ago. Just yesterday morning it decided to be left behind in my jeans and join the "underwater world" and when I was going home that day from work it decided to drop into one of the very small slots beside the MRT seats. So I have to ask for permission to get out of the MRT station at Yishun. Luckily the staff at SMRT are rather efficient and managed to get my card out of that teeny weeny hole. Don't ask me how they do that.

Anywho, since it's a new year, I presume everyone has their new year resolutions right? For me, it's very simple:

1) Get my pay (I assume that's very soon.)
2) Slip on shoes

3) Camera!

4) Good Health & Happiness

5) WORLD PEACE! (I sound like a dork)

6) LEARN HOW TO PLAY "LOVE STORY" BY TAYLOR SWIFT!

okay okay, I am looking for a teacher/master/instructor/whatever to teach me how to play "Love Story" by Taylor Swift with the guitar. I wanna learn it so badly. ): you can just contact me at my email address problemistic-@hotmail.com and I'll get back to you ASAP. Promise.

Alright, I might be doing the Top 10 most memorable things of 2008 post someday this week. Or the next.

Till then, love you guys!

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Lexy.