YThe basics of walking

seriously, what the hell is wrong with people "acting big?"

by saying "acting big" I dont mean the gangsters,

but people who, however hard they try, cant portray themselves as a gangster.

guess I'll have to repeat what happened today.

During the last period, some of us had to go to the computer lab for some

NE Quiz thing, and I was walking with Baboon, Nanthini, and Crystal.

So as we were walking, we came across this two students and a

FUCKING HIDEOUS SUMO WRESTLER WEIGHING GOD-KNOWS HOW MANY POUNDS.

okay, so while we were walking closer, I noticed that sumo walking diagonally towards me.

So do you know what I did?

I made way and turned my body slightly so that his "thunder arms" wont collide with mine.

But the sumo was intentionally walking closer to me at high speed

and just when I walked past, he banged me with all his might, causing me to fall back.

What im thankful for was that Crystal was standing behind me, so she

sort of supported me and saved me from falling on the ground.

and do you know what's the most interesting part ?

I dont even know that fucking sumo, maybe not even SEEN HIM BEFORE.

okay, so what's the point here?

Firstly, I dont even know that person, and he collided with me deliberately.

Secondly, he could very well see I was there and existing, thus it gives him

no reason to say he cant see me.

Im a freaking 1.65cm human, HELLO ?!?!

Well, I dont know what's his problem, but what I know is :

ALTHOUGH he has the size of a SUMO, his guts is of a size of a MICRO ORGANISM.

If he was someone who is from one of the gangs, the person wouldnt

probably do something like that .

What's more, Im just an average sized human being,

maybe not even average, below average sized would be fine.

WHAT CAN I FUCKING DO TO HIM ?

I guess he couldnt find someone whom he can bully,

since he is of no status in the "GANG" world.

and somehow he had to show that he belonged somewhere

and that his superiority was not to be trifled with.

Oh, I - am - so - scared.

Not.

Please dont get me wrong.

The reason why I cried was because I was already in a very depressing and lousy mood,

(crystal should know) and then I have to be banged like I didnt exist.

Seriously, none of your body parts scare me, not even your fucking body.

And dont tell me you cant see me from where you are,

if your eyes are sagging, then go get some BOTOX, moron.

and you know what ?

try to exercise more, your tits look like they're larger than your mom's! (:

F-u-c-k O-f-f , B-a-s-t-a-r-d .

Thanks to Crystal, Nanthini, Baboon and Godzilla for your concern ((:

YSaturday Supplementary

yeah I know it's rather ironic,

or rather, what Godzilla would say, an oxymoron. :)
since weekends are supposed to be used for resting and completing your homework :D

however I have to say the lesson was rather interesting :DD

teacher for the day :

Mr Latiff ! :D

He's the most self-sacrificing, best (and the most stubborn) teacher I've ever seen! (:

shall digress about that later :D

throughout the lesson I was taking pictures with a whole load of people :D

I dont know why but It seems like Baboon always looks so innocent in

front of the camera, when in actual fact he's the big bad monkey! Heh :x

& silly boy looks so different from last time, without his specs and everything (:

from what you can see, you think they're studying right ?

you're WRONG. they're actually ......................................

LOOKING AT THE ONLINE MENU OF MACDONALD
AND CALLING MACDELIVERY! :D

impressive isnt it ?

the reason why I said Mr Latiff was stubborn was because :

1. He was ill and had to take medicine, but found out that he left it in the car.

So we promptly told him to go down and get it while we do the sums.

But incessant questions kept popping up and he couldnt leave,

& he kept saying that he'll eat his medicine LATER, which probably is never.

So Zhiwei finally got the key from him and took the medicine on his behalf.

2. After ordering MacDelivery, everyone rushed to the canteen to eat.

But then, there's a second batch of students coming in for lessons,

thus he doesnt have time to sit down comfortably and enjoy his meal,

which mind you, was majority paid by him!

so we kept asking him to eat his burger & all he could say was later. :/

my my, arent we caring students ? ((((((((:::::::::

as I've said, he paid majority of the bill.

thus it was a la him treating the whole bunch of students, excluding Superwoman & me. (:

okay, just one more picture to post :D

just drew it out of boredom (: Heh :x

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DIGRESS!

I've been thinking whether it was right of me to swallow my pride and take your

___________ insults with a pinch of salt, but I thought it wasnt worth it.

Yeah, I know it was pretty bad of me to hit someone who is already in pain,

but please get this straight :

It was all out of fun and all of it was voluntary!

I didnt tie that person round a tree and torture him like how a sadist would, okay?!

and it was that person who came to find me first.
It's not like I have all the time in the world to just go up to that person and

disturb (in a nice way) him.

I dont even know why did I just stand there and smile back at you,

while you were happily scolding me like I was in the wrong.

so know who you're talking to next time okay, AUNTIE! *rolls eyes*

YProposition & Opposition

somehow I felt rejuvenated after having my shower.

two hours ago I was still outside roaming in town with Usachan and Lady Tori :/

shall digress about that later :)

school was boring.

seems like out of let's say 250 days in school, there's only one day which is fun.

P(having fun in school) = 1/250 :D

that's probability, which I learnt today in math class :DD

anyway the other lessons were breezing past so there's nothing much I can talk about.

Except that I was literally bored to tears as KOH wasnt in class and there's probably

nobody to talk to AND Godzilla had to scare me while I was semi-dreaming. :/

so BORED that I had to asked for permission to go toilet when all I did was to

go toilet, wash my hands, smile gleefully into the mirror, and go back .

after school went to had lunch at 400 plus (here comes the interesting part)

as you know, in case you didnt, our common hangout place after school

would be at the coffee shop, where we would have spaghetti as our lunch.

so as normal as any other day, we had our lunch at the same place.

WE = Superwoman, Bitch, Lady Tori, Yellow Angel, Usachan and Me.

as usual, everyone ordered spaghetti except Bitch who ate Mee Goreng?

Okay, that's not the point.

Towards the end of out eating, Bitch couldnt finish her food and said :

Bitch(B) : "Sorry Serena, I couldnt finish the food"

Yellow Angel(YA) : "Never mind"

Me : "Huh? Why must say sorry to her?"

Usachan(U) : "You dont know meh? Everytime one of you guys

waste food, she'll have to pray for 3 hours when she goes home"

Me : *gasps in horror* "THREE HOURS?!?!"

YA : "Yeah so if 1 person is 3 hours, 2 pax = 6 hours"

by this time I had finished my fish(which I dont intend to finish)

& everything on my plate, while everyone was still calmly eating.

then after a momentary period of silence ...

YA : *hysterical laughter*

Me : "what are you laughing about?"

U : "Bluff you one lah!"

then it finally dawned on me that I wasnt talking to some ordinary people,

but my Clique, and one of their hobbies is to be exaggerating and sarcastic,

causing people to suffer in a fate worst than death. :)

so the after effect was me with a stomach stored with rations to last for a year.

after that Mdm Lau acc us to the Literature Festival briefing :D

cause we're taking part in the unseen and set text debate (( :

after the whole thing which ended at 5.20, Mdm Lau dropped us at

some busstop where we walked to Far East to have dinner(:

It was so torturous looking for presents for people okay ?!?!

We were shopping for loads of people's presents :D

we were really sort of painting the town red, like what Mdm Lau said :D

okay, shall end here :D

there's lessons tmr from 8 to 10. Zzz

at least it's e math, which is soooooo much better :D

let's put at end to this.

YCamaraderie

sorry for the short hiatus every now and then.

this whole week had been a pretty busy week for me,

catching up with my homework and stuffs.

But Im proud to annouce that

I, ALEX KUA WENJIE, HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED EVERYTHING :D

thus explains why Im here sitting comfortably in front of the computer blogging :D

this whole week was a rather happy week for me,

other than the homwork crisis, everything's perfectly fine :D

results are back, sucked like hell. : /

let's just say somehow I expected the result to be like these.

anyway, guess Im gonna work hard from NOW ON. :D

I'll not joke too much, so next time if you say something

funny and I didnt laugh, please dont take offence (:

anyway after school supposed to have Triple S,

but they "cancelled" it as the teachers had a meeting.

BUT we had to stay in class, so I finished up my POA homework. :DD

after school, studied with Godzilla, WeiJie, & Chao Teng. (:

surprised that I studied with them right? Hahas.

actually my main purpose of sitting there is to accompany

Godzilla as well as do literature together with him. ((:

hahas, and MIRACULOUSLY we have 4 people

whom had never set their ass on the canteen to study, STUDYING!

yep, impressive right? These are the four.
Ernest, WeiYang, WeiJie, and Godzilla :D
actually Godzilla had long finished his work and was playing the games
on my phone, so I asked him to take a pen and pretend. Hahas.
If you see carefully, you'll see my handphone on the bottom left. (:
SILLY GODZILLA :X
both Egg Head and I have to agree that Godzilla didnt do much work. Hahas.
but at least he finished one whole poem which was due today (:
seeing them working so hard just motivates me to do better (:
okay, two pictures to end off the post,
I'll post the other pictures asap :DD

Godzilla's such a glutton! :x
throughout the self studying session, he was eating & eating
like he lived on it. Hahas(:
that stupid cute Godzilla. ((:

YCousteau

OBS was definitely fun but tiring.

Shall not digress about my lousy mood.

Im hopeless, abysmal, despondent, and angry at myself.

If you dont have a clue to what happen, dont bother asking me.

I wna apologise to the following people for delaying their time :

DuanDuan, Muhd, QiuLing, Dear, WeiJie, YewFai, PeiXia, Hanafi

Serene, Rebecca, & the other NVSS and St Andrew students.

Im super sorry for delaying your time to go home.

Especially DuanDuan, cause I lost his forever-so-cute baby photo.

IM SOOOOOO SORRY DUANDUAN! :(

Then I wna thank the following people for your comforting msges & incessant calls :

(especially WeiJie, DuanDuan & Dear)

WeiJie, Duanduan, YewFai, QiuLing, Dear, Sheena, Joan, Yuwon, Hanafi.

I specially thanked WJ because he sort of "informed" my clique.

& DuanDuan because he kept asking if I was alright, even on msn.

Not forgetting dear who lent me money but in the end I didnt use it.

Thanks loads to WJ, DuanDuan & Dear!

Sheena called me while I was still sobbing & asked me what happened.

Sheena : (after a round of comforting) Dont cry already lah!

Me : (still sobbing) Im not crying already! (then sort of forced a laughter out)

Sheena : Dont fake lorh. You're still crying.

I sort of thought she'll know cause when I tried to laugh, the tears went into my mouth.

Superwoman knows me best.

Thanks Superwoman!

Next was my 24/7 bitch, Yuwon.

thanks for your comforting msg!

Thank you Bitch!

After that came a call from my all-time bestie, Joany.

She too comforted me asked me not to be sad anymore.

Thank you Joany!

Seriously, I couldnt ask for anything more.

I have friends who care soooo much about me, comforting me,

kept asking if I was alright, lending me money, called & sms me,

what more could I probably ask for?

Came back with souvenirs, aplenty of mosquito bites, abrasions, scars,

blue blacks, burnt tongue, sun burns & cuts.

I only bought souvenirs for those who asked me to.

Mosquito bites were inevitable, as well as abrasions, scars,

blue blacks and lastly sun burns.

Burnt tongue was due to me sharing instant noodles with DuanDuan.

I was walking to my tent when I saw him eating his noodles,

so I got hungry and he shared it with me.

But I didnt know that it was super hot, so I just took a mouthful,

put it into my mouth and thus burn my tongue.

Now my tongue's sort of weird, I dont know why.

& I dont know why but my Godzilla seems to be very forgetful.

Firstly he lent my utensils, then next was my pen, but it's alright.

If you ask me to lend to some Tom, Dick or Harry, I'll have to consider.

Basically NVSS is among this 4 watches :

Cook, Cousteau, Da Gama and Hillary.

That's all Im gonna say.

ADVERTORIAL:

DuanDuan wanted me to help him advertise his newly created friendster.

so since Godzilla helped me sooooo much, Im doing a favour for him.

If you dont mind having another friend in friendster,

then add him in your friendster account at:

http://profiles.friendster.com/64874429

YRendezvous

Humanities lecture was _______________

finally I know what it feels like to be totally speechless.

It was 40 mins test followed by a half an hour break & lecture till 12. :D
Baboon was in a rather good mood today & sort of entertained me during lesson.

Entertain includes :

- Hitting my finger so hard it hurts,

- Pushing my hand when Im writing,

- Punching the buttons on my watch like I had $ to buy another.

yeah I know, even I myself would cringe at this kind of entertainment. Haha!

after school stayed back with Joan to do a little work.

after that went home, took a shower and OFF TO KTV! :D

we were jumping on the sofa non-stop

& screaming & singing all together, a la haunted mansion. Haha!

Duet-ed with loads of people, all I think :D

alright, Pictures please! :D

In case you didnt know, Mr DuanDuan aka Godzilla is my CamMan :D

He seems to be around everytime I wna camwhore. ^^

Im sooooooo in love with clique :D

anyway Duanduan called me today & it was super hilarious :

*phone rings*

*I ran into my room to pick up the call, while running I answered the call*

*when turning into my room, almost fell cause was wearing slippers at home*

Me : "Whooaoaoao!"

Duanduan : "Hello?"

LOL, that isnt the only part, after that :

Me : "Hello!"

DD : "Hello"

*awkward silence*

DD : "Im Ridduan."

*burst into another round of laughter* LOL.

Me : "Hahas I know, I have caller ID."

he's seriously super funny and cute. Hahas.

anyway He called to ask if I wanted to buy solid fuel cause He's going beach road. :D

THANK YOU DUAN DUAN.

He saved me from a lonely trip down to Beach Road,

if not tmr you'll see that I'll be blogging about how I went beach road alone (:

anyway let me just tell you what Im gna blog about tmr :

Someone being a total ass & treating people equally.

two different topics in a post, so expect nasty stuffs :)

what can I do? Im Alex remember ? :)

YA whole load of Nothing.

It's a month filled with financial worries, especially because you've been spending
a lot more than you should. And with the short school holidays, you've splurged on a lot of unnecessary things. To quickly get out of this slump, offer help and services to your parents.

Somehow I have a feeling what Teenage horoscope was referring to me.
I don't know why, but I'm currently broke.
Broke as in no money in your wallet,
broke as in having to worry about not having money that kinda broke.
I still have a cheque waiting to be put into my account though :D
Digressing, Sky of LOVE was Terrific! :D
All the main actors and actresses are super hot! :D
But I must say, it is just as mediocre as the average love story.

Boy meets girl.
Boy fell in love with girl.
Girl fell in love with guy too.
Something has to happen to either the guy or girl.
One of them dies.
Move on with life.

This isnt the storyline, so dont go "Fuck you Alex, spoiler!"
It's just a mere storyline of the average movie.
It was a la Save Your Last Dance For Me, or rather Zui Hou Zhi Wu.
However, I must say that It was really saddening and touching at the end.
So saddening that Joan has to pass tissues to Adel, Serena and me
frantically like we cant let our tears drop on the seats. Hahas!
Because of her actions, I was laughing & crying at the same time,
making it an irony. Lols.

Anyway, two thumbs UP for SKY OF LOVE :D

ohoh, I was looking at music videos just now & found
this band called NLT, abbreviation of Not Like That.
& if Im not wrong, the lead singer, Travis Garland, is __________
In case you've yet to see Travis Garland, here's his picture :

this isnt a really good pic since he's wearing a hood,
so if you wna see his whole (& pretty) face,
go to youtube and type : "NLT-That Girl" :D
Alright, packing for OBS now :)
DUANDUAN aka Godzilla was saying he feels very tired,
then I was saying I'll life his spirits up during OBS. Hahas :)
Just hope it's not the other way round. :x
Gorilla will be there for you, Mr Godzilla! Hahas.

Then again, I think Im gonna miss besties.
& Im not really into the idea of missing one week's lesson.
well, let's just hope I wont fall back in school work.

CIAO :D

YYishun Library Madness.

2nd post for today :)

shortly after ranting about my boredom, Joan finally called & told me she was done,

so she asked if I wanted to go to Yishun library to study.

I happily obliged, thinking that I could concentrate better in a QUIET environmant.

anyway as soon as I reached there, saw Joan and we went up to the library.

THEN while walking around the library, it finally dawned on my mind

that there isnt any tables available for studying.

so we had to sit on the floor and study. :/

Not that Im complaining or smth, but the walkway is not as

wide as those in the AMK Library, thus it's super uncomfortable.

& then halfway through we have :

Joan talking so loudly she think she owns Yishun Library,

Joan drawing on my leg,

Joan giving those "what?" stares at me,

Joan singing and dancing to some 80s china songs,

& Joan smacking my thigh as though it was pork.

and the result of that was me laughing very loudly. :X

okay, Im just gonna post pictures :)

& we ended up drawing each other's hand. Zzz

seriously, I doubt I'll go to Yishun Library ever again. Hahs!

tmr might be going to AMK library to study first before

watching Sky Of Love with clique 8)

maybe holidays is not so boring as I thought. :)

Y&you're second to none.

IM SOOOOO GONNA DIE SOON.

The weather's affecting my mood to study.

It's only tuesday & Im bored like hell.

Literature unseen, MT TYS, & POA all not done.

OBS is nearing, & Im sort of afraid. :x

afraid that I'll not make it back alive.

afraid that I might die of exhaustion there.

afraid that snakes will come out and bite me.

afraid that the paranormals will find me.

afraid that stingrays will sting me when Im kayaking.

okay Im getting paranoid. hahas!

guess I'll try to finish as much chapters in the TYS as fast as possible.

I dont know why people like holidays, seriously.

YTwo Faces Of Me.

caught 2 Faces Of My Girlfriend today together with Egg Head & Yellow Angel.

it was rather sad nearing the end but the show sure ended well :D

Wanted to watch Leap Year, but based on hearsay, it doesnt sound nice. :/

anyway you shouldnt miss 2 Faces Of My Girlfriend ! :DD

It's laughter with confusion with sadness all mixed together.

I guess everyone has their 2 faces. (:

At first I was contemplating between August Rush and 2 Faces Of My Girlfriend.

But I guess I didnt regret my decision :D

okay okay, anyway before that met Egg Head at twelve.

I guessed because of the bad weather, the bus went slow or smth.

Cause I went down at 11.50, & the bus came at 12.05 ?

that was when i received Egg Head's msg :

Egg Head : Lexy.where are you.

Me : Lol. Stuck at the bus stop. Where are you?

just as I punched the "send" button, the bus came.

EH : Stuck at the bus stop too.lets see who arrive first.or let's

meet at the bus interchange.

Me : Lol. Meet at interchange shop. The one that sells mag.

EH : Got two leh.the further one or the one near to the 804.

Me : Lol the one closer to 804. Also closer to northpoint one. Hahas(:

By now I've reached northpoint and walking to the shop.

EH : No need to say liao loh.i now in the bus.

Me : Then let's see who wins. CAUSE IM ALREADY AT NORTHPOINT!(:

with that, she said :

EH : Idiot.still say at bus stop.

and when she came she was ranting about what a cheater am I. hahas(:

after that went to check the timing and bought bubble tea.

Then met up with Lady Tori, Usachan and Yellow Angel at the food court. :D

when we went into teh cinema, it was totally empty!

Egg Head, Yellow Angel and me were making a fool out of ourselves.

Yellow Angel kept asking if we've entered the correct cinema,

while Egg Head and I were behind laughing and afraid at the same time. Hahas!

I guess I'll be alone at home tmr, cause Alan said he wanted to

go to work with Pops tmr. (more like spending Pop's $$)

"Love only fails when we fail to love."

YWhen the going gets tough.

I was totally bored rotting at home today.

When I went online, there were so few people online.

then I remembered that some of them attended UG camp.

some of them : Ridduan, Weijie, Benjamin etc

so the whole day was spent on doing 3 POA questions,

and sitting in front of the computer finishing my Jelly Beans :D

Alan has yet to find out that I've opened his share of Jelly Beans.

anyway it's bound to expire if he just leaves it in the shelf.

today is like a dry run of how it's gonna be like during the holidays.

boring, mediocre and nothing else.

okay, since Im feeling so bad that it's such a short post,

I'll end it with a joke (:

There is this boy, John, who's going to a clinic.

Upon reaching there, he took a queue number and sat down.

Suddenly, John hears someone crying.

Curious, he turned to the side and was surprised to see

that it was his friend David.

John then asked David why he was crying.

John : "Why are you crying?"

David : "Im here for a blood sample."

John : "So ?"

David : "They're gonna cut my finger."

Upon hearing that, John burst into tears, crying louder then David.

David : "Why are you crying now?"

John : "Because Im here for a URINE SAMPLE"

HAHAS!

sometimes Im sooo glad God gave me a cheerful personality (((((::::

YFriday = "Fry Day"

somehow I feel that my muscles are aching so much I need a masseur.

the reason why it's Fry Day today is because It's super HOT today! Zzz.

Social Studies test was postponed to next friday, thus we have to return to school.

anyway I really Really REALLY wanna Thank Superwoman, Bitch and Egg Head[:

although Egg Head was just there playing with my hair. :x

Thank You Superwoman for the incessant tissues,

and Bitch(with Egg Head too) for the comforting words. [:

I didnt "did that" because I scored very low for the test,

I "did that" because I just need to relieve stress & trauma,

and that was the only way I thought of.

But I must say, I held it back for very long.

Until Egg Head came to me and started saying dont be sad, Hahas.

But it's not her fault (:

okay, random pictures and Im done for the day. ((:

the last one's specially for one and only Ridduan. Hahas :D

and we had to bring all our books home today. :/

Holidays are gonna be spent on Homework, Ktv, Library, and more homework.

Whatever.